You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.
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You look through the cell bars.
You see a vast and empty expanse stretching over the horizon.
You seem to not have any memories from before a few moments ago. You find this to be quite disconcerting. You consider the possibility that the reason you have no memories from before a few moments ago is because you did not exist before a few moments ago. If that is indeed the case, it would make today your BIRTHDAY.
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